Give everything your JOHN HANCOCK and you will be safe!

I told my father yesterday that I had a blog called "Infiltrate and Overthrow." He, being my father, was wondering if I weren't worried that a government team might knock on my door.
I told him the reasons I do not worry:
No. 1: If I were going to infiltrate and overthrow, would I blog about it?
No. 2: I give everything my John Hancock. That puts everyone involved at ease.
No. 3: This president is really into Freedom of Speech. It is, like, a total cause. History books will reflect his passion for the First Amendment. George W. Bush thinks "a country is not truly free if its citizens cannot burn the flag."

Love and sensible flag-burning from Jeanie